gas attack

i'm sitting on my bed right now 
thinking of ways to get this gasoline stench off of me

1. continue to scrub my hands

2. spray myself, my pants & uggs with victoria secret love spell

3. go back in time & have a man fill up my gas tank for me

filling up the tank is NOT a difficult task and yes...... [most] girls can do this
i just wouldn't suggest taking the nozzle out before you hear that click.

otherwise you'll end up like me

smelling like gasoline.